The Bus 
 
A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man 
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another 
seat. 

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man 
seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out 
laughing, she complained to the driver and had the man arrested. 

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say 
for himself. 

The main replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady 
got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under 
a sign that said "The Gold Dust Twins are coming," and I had to smile. 

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Sloan's Liniment will 
reduce the swelling" and I had to grin. 
 

"Then she placed herself under a sign that said "William's Big Stick 
Did the Trick" and I could hardly control myself. 

"BUT...when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said 
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident," I laughed out 
loud." 

"Case Dismissed!" said the Judge.
 
 

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