The
Bus
A lady about seven months
pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling
at her. She immediately moved to another
seat.
This time the smile turned
into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused. When
on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained
to the driver and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man what he had to say
for himself.
The main replied, "Well
your Honor, it was like this: when the lady
got on the bus, I couldn't
help but notice her condition. She sat under
a sign that said "The
Gold Dust Twins are coming," and I had to smile.
"Then she moved and sat
under a sign that said "Sloan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling"
and I had to grin.
"Then she placed herself
under a sign that said "William's Big Stick
Did the Trick" and I
could hardly control myself.
"BUT...when she moved
the fourth time and sat under a sign that said
"Goodyear Rubber could
have prevented this accident," I laughed out
loud."
"Case Dismissed!" said
the Judge.
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